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Grind-dance with Some Hot New Tracks…Yo..!
Do you dig-nasty the rap music? Are you hip with the new jives? Do you want to be my BFFL? Well then I have the artist for you! What a dapper young man! Illa Straight is an up and coming Philadelphia...
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Obsessive Christmas Music Time. Thank God.
YES! YES! YES! It’s Christmas music time! Non-stop Christmas music will be played in the casa de Schlitz. This caters to the Jewish side (they wrote all the songs) and the goyish side (obvi). I may...
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HBO’s Phil Spector Film looks amazing
Phil Spector was a Billboard Top-100 producing powerhouse. He produced The Beatles’ Let It Be. He produced Plastic Ono Band, Lennon’s Imagine, Leonard Cohen’s Death of a Ladies’ Man, and Ramones’ End...
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The National at MOMA proves art is once again bullshit
MOMA: It’s the museum that can display some amazing thought-provoking art exhibits. It’s also a laboratory for proving that all art is bullshit. What happened in this episode of Art is Bullshit? The...
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At Pitchfork They Dress Because They Care
Pitchfork! The land of totally-not-pretentiousness has a clothing spread in the Wall Street Journal (see how uncool they are now guys?). Now let’s delve into their clothing style, musical taste, and...
View ArticleIt’s Okay to Like Pop Songs; Rock Stars Do!
I don’t know how I missed this Fuse video from last year, but what I know is that it’s totally okay for me to like that Katy Perry song with the goat on Youtube. But do these old weirdo rockers...
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ALask’s Hopscotch Roundup
Better late than never, right? A few weeks ago, armed with the Hipster Jew press pass, I made my Southern hipster aliyah and headed down to Raleigh, North Carolina for the annual Hopscotch Festival....
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Make this Christmas a Cat-Filled Christmas
Alright, let’s all leave our pride and Jewish elitism on the floor and admit that Christmas music is the absolute greatest thing about this overly commercialized and seemngly never-ending holiday...
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Sour Patch Kids Has Tricked NYC Into Selling Out
This may be the final death blow to all music everywhere. One day in the future we will say “Music, what was that? You mean the noises the iRobot Corporation makes for us so that we can pretend we...
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Spotify is dead to me
I know I just wrote a post exclaiming that I only use Spotify to listen to music, but as of today, that is over. I will no longer be using spotify. That sucks. Spotify is a great service for music...
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